I have always hankered for a job where I can sell my words. I think I’m pretty good with words when I want to be. I surround myself with exquisite, delicate, evocative and earthy words on a daily basis.
So, when I buy a birthday card, a card for which someone has been paid for the quality of their words, it pains me to see this.
Edit I can accept the sequence of fragments as a stylistic pastiche. But the circled comma splices annoys me, especially the second one. They detract from the changes in tone; they lose rhythm and pace; they are just wrong.
But it is got worse! Turning to the inside of the card, I saw this!
A sentence begun with a lower case letter? A grocer’s apostrophe! From a professional writer! Which was paid for!
I hang my head in shame.