Monthly Archives: May 2013

The Point of Punctuation

As Mrs P is discovering, there is a world of difference between saying

“Don’t get dressed!”

and

“Don’t! Get dressed!”

Suggesting to a 32 week pregnant lady that she vocalises her punctuation marks, however, has proved hazardous to health!

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Oi

I’m not sure how the middle of this altercation went but…

it started with a seagull swooping downwards from the sky aiming towards a Costa outdoors table…

and ended with a small boy going “Oi!”

A world of hurt, outrage and indignation were conveyed by that one utterance, those two vowels, that diphthong!

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Oi

I’m not sure how the middle of this altercation went but…

it started with a seagull swooping downwards from the sky aiming towards a Costa outdoors table…

and ended with a small boy going “Oi!”

A world of hurt, outrage and indignation were conveyed by that one utterance, those two vowels, that diphthong!

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